2 hours into Niko’s Chesscom Bullet stream
Slash was seen walking through his room while he was live playing bullet.
Niko loses the bullet game on time against another IM player and reads chat.
Niko, while chewing on some potato chips: … Slash? She walked into stream?
Reading more chat
Niko: Yo, chat, I can neither confirm nor deny her presence in my house at this mome- actually you know what? It’d be funnier if I just get her to play some chess right now, she’s been missing some lessons. Hold on.
Niko gets up from his seat and gets Slash
A feminine voice is heard.
Slash, walking slowly behind Niko from the doorway, echoed: I can’t play chess right now, Niko, I’m really bad..
Niko, sitting down: Literally your punishment for missing my chess lessons for a week, cmere. You get to play a game in front of our audience.
Slash, walking over: Oh my gosh, that’s so embarrassing, your audience is just chess nerds watching me fail…
Niko: Hey chat, meet Slash, y’all already know her- dude, chat’s been wanting to know your progress, man.
Slash: Yeah, but like… live on stream? Can we at least play on my account or-
Niko: No, we- you play on this account right here. For content.
Slash: BRO- you’re like 3155 on bullet! You’re out here fighting GMs while I’m losing to 1600s-
Niko, getting up: This is content, man. Alright, sit at my chair.
Slash, reluctantly sitting on the chair and sighing: Okay…
Clicks New 1 min
DogChess (3155) vs GMFleurGW (3590)
Slash: I’m- aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Niko: It’s gonna be fine, you can- aha- aHAHAHAHAHA
Slash frantically plays her opening as fast as possible, premoving it and blundering a pawn.
Meanwhile, on Fleur’s stream
Fleur: Oh hey, it’s Niko, didn’t expect him to play randos on streams.
Alexis (Background): Thought his streams are just him farming one person.
Fleur: Exactly- oh. He blundered a pawn.
Back to Niko’s stream
Slash: WHYFLEUROUTOFALLPEOPLE-
Niko’s absolutely crying laughing as he leaves the room, leaving Slash to struggle alone against the top player in the world
Slash manages to somehow premove and cheese Fleur’s queen as she gasp and shake in pure shock
Slash: OH MY-
Meanwhile, Fleur’s stream
Fleur: The hell, how is he playing so fast? He’s like calculating lines insanely quickly and they’re not super accurate moves, but I can’t find a counter- ooohhhhhh, I just hung a queen.
Alexis opens up Niko’s stream in the background, his jaw dropping behind Fleur, staying silent.
Fleur: Ough, I’m losing now…
Back to Niko’s stream
Frantic panting and arms shaking, translated to the shakiness of the mouse cursor, leading to a mouseslip
You won by resignation!
Slash: hOH- HAH- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Niko, walking into the room slowly with his hands covering his mouth.
Niko: WHAAAAAT???
Slash, celebrating by jumping around, yet still deeply shaken by what just happened as the chat goes wild
Meanwhile, Fleur’s stream
Fleur: Yeah… I’m just gonna resign.
Alexis: I-
Fleur looks at chat, which was normally quiet starting to blow up
Fleur: I know I lost, chat. … “That was not Niko”?
Fleur looks at the account.
Fleur: It’s him, he played 3500 games with me, that’s him.
Fleur looks at chat again.
Alexis: It’s not Niko.
Fleur: … what what? Send me the clip, what do you mean Slash just beat me? His wife?
Alexis visibly shocked and letting out a silent giggle, not just from Fleur’s realisation, but also what his daughter managed to achieve.
Fleur begins looking at the whole game clip
Fleur: WhhhAAAAATT? I PLAYED HER?
Alexis couldn’t keep it in anymore and burst out laughing and falling to the floor
Fleur: YOU’RE TELLING ME I LOST TO A 1500? OKAY WELL GOod job, man. Like she played well and I ate the consequences, like what other excuses are there?